Clean Your Car, You Filthy Monster - We've Seen Your Cup Holders And They're Crying For Help!
Item Number: 013
Category: Featured Items
Retail Value: USD $550.00
Bidding Price:
USD $65.00
Winner: 035b1
Bidding has ended on this item.
Minimum Bid Increment: USD $5
Description
Transform your four-wheeled baby from 'mobile dumpster' to 'driveway showpiece' with this ultimate car pampering package. Because those fingerprints on your windows aren't modern art, Karen, they're a cry for help. This automotive intervention includes: - A gift certificate for $400 off professional ceramic coating service (finally, a shield better than your car's restraining order against bird droppings) - Premium microfiber towels to replace those crusty old socks you've been using - Professional-grade scrubbing mitts that'll make your car purr like a kitten (or squeak like a rubber duck) - A totally optional (but secretly mandatory) happy little rubber duck for your dashboard, because even clean cars need friends - A detail spray so fancy it has a French accent and judges your life choices - Glass cleaner so effective, birds will try to fly through your windshield (their mistake, not yours) - HOLD ONTO YOUR WASH MITTS: An extra $100 gift certificate! (We know, we know - try to contain your squeals of joy. Your neighbors are starting to worry.) Perfect for the person who names their car, apologizes to it when hitting potholes, and takes the long route home just to admire their reflection in store windows. *Warning: May cause excessive pride, neighborhood envy, and the irresistible urge to park far away from everyone else at the grocery store. **Side effects include: Taking the scenic route everywhere, suddenly becoming the designated driver, and developing an unhealthy relationship with a rubber duck named Sebastian. ***Your car deserves this. Your car NEEDS this. Let it live its best life! THANK YOU TO NEW IMAGE SERVICES!!
Additional Information
Thank You for Participating in our Auction!!! All Proceeds will go directly to My Sisters House through our project that will be completed in April! Our proposed budget was over $15,000, so this project wouldn’t be possible without your loyal support!!!