Glencliff Elementary School Lightning Lane Pass (PM/Pick-up)

Does the mere thought of the Glencliff afternoon car line give you hives? Do you find yourself calculating the aerodynamic drag of your minivan just to shave three seconds off your wait time? Stop the madness. Bid now on the most coveted piece of real estate in the Glencliff School District: The Front of the Line Pass. With this pass, you are no longer a mere mortal bound by the laws of "First Come, First Seated (in your car, staring at a bumper)." You are a VIP. An elite commuter. A local legend. Feel free to wave regally at your fellow parents as you bypass the line that stretches all the way to the next county. Reclaim 20–30 minutes of your day. That’s enough time to drink a coffee while it’s actually hot or sit in silence. Instantly become the envy of every idling engine. Your kids will think you’re a secret agent; other parents will think you have "connections." (You do. Us.) The Fine Print: Valid for the remainder of the 2025-2026 school year only. Does not grant immunity from the speed limit, though the wind in your hair might make you feel faster. Please refrain from gloating excessively. Mr. Zadoorian maintains the right to revoke said pass should it not be used responsibly.