The Perilous Human Comprehensive First Aid Basket

Having a small human is perilous (for some children, more than others). Feel prepared with this first aid basket designed by an ER doc. In this basket is my favorite comprehensive but compact first aid kit that can fit into any backpack (Happy Wanderer) and contains 134 pieces (alcohol pads, antiseptic wipes, sting and burn relief wipes, antibiotic cream, poison ivy wipe, cold compress, insect repellent, gauze, bandaids, blister pads, lip ointment, tape, tweezer, splinter remover, gloves, emergency blanket). More importantly, this basket contains one Dermabond pen (medical grade glue pen) for those particularly accident-prone children. There will be instructions on how to apply the glue, in addition to a free answer to a panicked phone call/video call on if you can" just glue it" or need to go to hospital to get stitches. Lastly, this comprehensive first aid basket includes a bottle of Tanlua DIstillery Heritage Selection Whiskey for either antiseptic for the victim, or courage for the designated medic. Happy wound care and cheers!